Zombie Sanctuary

I was thinking about what will happen WHEN the zombie Apocalypse happens. If the government acts quickly then they should be able to contain the outbreak, but what would they do with the zombies they rounded up?

In order to assist the government with their little “problem” I should start a Zombie Sanctuary/Zoo. I could house all the zombies in the Sanctuary/Zoo [they could be separated by what area they came from or just let them wander around, whatever] and then charge people outrageous amounts of money to visit the park.

Now, this won't be like a "normal" zoo ... it'll be more like a wild animal safari type park. Which means that the zombies will be loitering around in their contained areas and visitors to the park will get to ride through the zombie's habitats in safari jeeps [seats with glass in the windows will cost extra]. The lack of windows and nothing to separate you from the wandering zombies will bring a whole new level of excitement to visiting the zoo!

Oh sure, there's that little problem of getting people to sign a waiver so that if you or a loved one gets eaten [there's like a 75% chance of not making it out of the park alive, which, understandably will cut down on gift shop sales, but that's why the entrance fee is so outrageous] you can't sue the zoo. Heh. That rhymes. Can't sue the zoo. hehe.

Just think how much a person will value their "I survived the Zombie Sanctuary" tee-shirts when they make it to the zoo's exit! Now there's a story to tell the grandkids! And you just know someone is going to want to feed the zombies, so I could sell buckets o'body parts for a nominal fee [if you don't make it out of the zoo alive, your loved ones can keep your souvenir bucket].

This is SUCH a great idea! So please donate money so I can get working on the Zombie Sanctuary/Zoo right away! Donations of over $10 will earn you a subscription to the Zombie Zoo Goreletter Newsletter. Thanks!